Haikorrection

I posted these haiku to the e-mail group. These were works of fiction, and any similarities between any person, living or dead, or any electronic forum, is strictly coincidental.

No invitation;
No rights for the Waterites
In Chucktatorships

Words cannot escape
Chuck's electronic gulag
Let me on the blog

I search my e-mail.
There is no invitation.
I hate Chuck's ass face.


Even though there was absolutely no correlation between my fictional work and any recognizable elements of my real life, I subsequently felt artistically compelled to add just one haiku:

NO INVITATION!
BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD! BAS--
Oh wait... there it is.